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Nerd Haiku

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Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 0762786752
Size: 44.57 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
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Behold, mortals, a celebratory homage to all things nerdy. For years we have longed to escape the confines of our parents’ basements, but today we Matrix mavens and Lovecraft lovers have emerged from our AV Squad closets and seized the reins of popular culture. Of course, our chronic asthma and social anxiety still keep us from talking to the girl at GameStop, so we have a way to go. Good thing there’s Nerd Haiku, a light-hearted, lightsaber–pointed poke at the absurdities, stereotypes, and truths of nerd culture. These fun, thoughtful, clever poems speak to the core elements of our nerd universe: science fiction, fantasy, comic books, super heroes, big-budget movies, role-playing games, TV series, animation, cosplay, and more, as well as our celebrated (and derided) authors, artists, actors, and franchises. All of us—from comic book and comedy nerds to computer and design nerds—will appreciate and cherish these gems of poetic wisdom.

Blerd Line

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Author: LeJuane Bowens
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1387975722
Size: 32.10 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 36
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Blerd Lines is a new poetry chapbook by poet and Spoken Word artist El'Ja Bowens that explores the worlds of anime, video games, beloved cartoon characters, and pop culture references and ties them into real life scenarios that we are faced with every day. Such issues that will be explored deals with race, depression, love, and the power to overcoming obstacles that would be deemed impossible.

Fairy Tale Haiku

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Author: Sara E. Goodwin
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105905322
Size: 46.31 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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Haiku Very Much

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Author: Margie Gustafson
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1456730770
Size: 14.87 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 204
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If brevity is the soul of wit, the haiku of Margie Gustafson is all soul and a yard wide. From love: Thats why Im married His big strong arm guiding me Across the dark ice to theatrical criticism: Saw "Richard the Third" Oh, my kingdom for a hearse They murdered the play. to wry self-assessment: If I walk to gym And then walk back again I don't need to join Margie's poetry brims with insight, passion and humor.

Groundhog S Day Off

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Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1619632918
Size: 27.34 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Every year, people ask Groundhog the same, boring old question. Is spring around the corner? Or are we doomed to more winter? Sure, they care about his shadow, but what about him and his interests? He's had enough! Groundhog packs his bags and sets out for a much-needed vacation. Now the town is holding auditions to find someone to fill his spot. None of the animals seem right for the job, though. Not Elephant, not Ostrich, and most certainly not Puppy. No one has Groundhog's flair for the dramatic, but is it too late to woo him back into the spotlight? With a fresh take on a familiar event and bold, lively illustrations, this hilarious audio eBook will leave readers wishing it was Groundhog's Day year-round.

Haiku Mama

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Author: Kari Anne Roy
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594741098
Size: 69.72 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112
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Haiku Mama is the perfect gift for hip moms with young ones at home. It can be picked up and read for a minute, then put down to wipe a nose or settle an argument. It can make mom laugh harder than she has all day, and make her shake her head in admiration, agreement and disgust, all at the same time.This irreverent collection of haikus reflects on the reality of motherhood, from the television's role as babysitter to cleaning up a spilled plate of spaghetti, from the smell of a dirty diaper to never having a private moment.wee babe placed on chestbeautiful eyes, tiny toeswas worth it. I think.

I Left You A Present

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Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604336080
Size: 26.16 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112
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The perfect gift for any owner of a mischievous pup! You can’t help but smile at troublesome pooches: a couch destroyed, a shoe chewed, a mess made. All dog lovers have experienced this scene with their own beloved pets. I LEFT YOU A PRESENT is a hilarious collection of just such images. Innocent pups who just wanted to have a little fun—come on, no one can stay angry at that face. Humorous photographs of dogs making mischief are paired with charming quotes in this fun new gift book, perfect for dog lovers!

Fun With Kirk And Spock

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Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604334762
Size: 59.92 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 72
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See the Enterprise. See the Enterprise go boldly. Go Go Go, Enterprise! Go Boldly! Join Kirk and Spock as they go boldly where no parody has gone before! This Prime Directive primer steps through The Guardian of Forever to a simpler time of reading, writing, and red shirts. Fun with Kirk and Spock will help cadets of all ages master the art of reading as their favorite Starfleet officers, Klingons, Romulans, Andorians, and Gorn beam down into exciting adventures.

The Wit And Wisdom Of Star Trek

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Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604335645
Size: 58.46 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 96
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The ultimate gift book for Trekkies, featuring classic quotes and photos from fan-loved moments, tidbits of behind-the-scenes trivia, and personal recollections from the cast and crew of Star Trek The Original Series. The Wit and Wisdom of Star Trek celebrates the enduring legacy of The Original Series, with full-color photos, notable production facts, evocative excerpts, and quotes directly from the cast and crew. From love and inclusion, to humor, to exploration, The Wit and Wisdom of Star Trek lives up to the mission of Star Trek itself: to inspire as well as entertain!

Supreme Court Haiku

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Author: Keith Jaasma
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0359048277
Size: 24.43 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 114
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Taking the "best" of the Supreme Court haiku website and Twitter account, the long-awaited Supreme Court Haiku book features over 300 haiku summaries of Supreme Court cases and other mediocre haiku poetry about the Supreme Court. Carry this pocket version (if you have relatively large pockets) of Supreme Court cases around with your pocket Constitution and impress your friends, at least the nerdy ones.

Word Nerd

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Author: Barbara Ann Kipfer
Publisher: Sourcebooks Incorporated
ISBN:
Size: 30.66 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 570
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Are You a Word Nerd? Did you know ... --Only a human (not an animal or thing) is "able" to do something --The five on dice is called cinque --"K" for strike-out in baseball comes from the last letter of "struck" --To skice is to frisk about like squirrels in spring For word lovers everywhere, Word Nerd is a rich-and fun-compendium of more than 17,000 fascinating facts about words. Bestsellingauthor Barbara Anne Kipfer has spent years compiling little known tidbits about common-and not so common-words in the English language. Filled with interesting information about words, sure to amaze and spark conversation, this incredible collection is perfect for the word nerd in each of us.

Whoo Ku Haiku A Great Horned Owl Story

Whoo Ku Haiku  A Great Horned Owl Story PDF

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Author: Maria Gianferrari
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0399548432
Size: 40.47 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Stunning illustrations and gorgeous haikus lead young readers through the dramatic life cycle of one of America's most beloved wild animals. Pip. Pip. Pip. Poking A hole. Cracking. Cracking. Out Pecks the white owlet. Watch as a pair of great horned owlets peep and squeak in their feathered nest. Mama and Papa hunt for food and fend off predators while the chicks grow strong enough to hop and flap between the branches of their tree, then leap and fly away, ready to explore the wild world around them. In this thrilling nonfiction picture book, a combination of haiku and dazzling illustration shows readers the fierce majesty of one of North America's most ubiquitous wild animals.

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